I hate one arm hugs.

xjasmineee:

That shit is uncomfortable and it has to be the shittiest type of hug everrrrrr.

(via nicoletran)

If you’re Asian, telling your parents you have a boyfriend is like going on a suicide mission.

I wish I was prettier.

  • playing video games
  • someone: hey
  • 10 minutes later
  • me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING

(via jenniferlikesfood)

selinaterrrr:

In order to move on, you must let go.

  • Me: hey you really lost your book for English?
  • friend: yeah I swear!
  • Me: Liarrr, srsly?!
  • friend: yeah ! Scout's honor!

xbabydang:

I like being with someone that’s funny

I’m not saying that I hate people who aren’t funny, but it does make the relationship come alive. It makes it more fun and it makes me want to be with that person even more. I like being with someone that’s funny, and someone that’s fun. I want to be able to joke around with someone, laugh at their jokes, and in the end, just realize they’re yours and they’re the only ones you can fully be yourself around.

(via easybreezyj)

Politeness became so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.